Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Can the drummer get some?

Drummers get a bad rap.  Most aren't the drooling troglodytes that they are made out to be....BUT, as they say, stereotypes exist for a reason!

So, if you need a smile, visit and have a larf at the expense of your favorite skinbasher.   Here are a few of my faves:

How is a drum solo like a sneeze? 
You can tell it's coming, but you can't do anything about it.

What does a drummer use for contraception? 
His personality.

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
Five: One to screw the bulb in, and four to talk about how much better Neil Peart coulda done it.

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?
"Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs?"

Oh, drummers...

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