Wednesday, June 5, 2013
Can the drummer get some?
Drummers get a bad rap. Most aren't the drooling troglodytes that they are made out to be....BUT, as they say, stereotypes exist for a reason!
So, if you need a smile, visit www.drumjokes.com and have a larf at the expense of your favorite skinbasher. Here are a few of my faves:
How is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You can tell it's coming, but you can't do anything about it.
What does a drummer use for contraception?
How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
Five: One to screw the bulb in, and four to talk about how much better Neil Peart coulda done it.
What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?
"Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs?"